Hola folks, or to whomever even bothers to read this sad excuse of a rant blog. 2017 was a massive rollercoaster ride. Get ready for my comprehensive narrative for 2018! It's one hell of a story!
Alright, where do I even begin? Where did I even leave off? Eh, I'll just start off with whatever comes to the top of my head.
First and foremost; I hate people. I mean, I really do. As to why I do, there are just way too many reasons to list. To put it simply, they're fucking complicated. Especially females. We're a catty bunch of shitheads. EXTRA EMPHASIS ON "WE'RE," SINCE I CAN BE A HUGE SHITHEAD MYSELF AT TIMES. To continue, I've decided that if I were to have more female friends in the future, I've decided that I would have to lay out a few ground rules.
1. If the need to call out one another arises, just do it. The reason better be valid. Moreover, it better not be our petty sides doing it.
2. If there's beef, I don't want silent treatment. Address that shit ASAP. I have other people and problems to deal with. You wanna keep that shit up? Okay. BYE FELICIA!!!!
3. Just because you have an ass and tits, doesn't mean you go around and shame others for the way they look. Of course, unless you're being a shitty human being, I'll call your ass out on that and I'll unleash my fiery and savage wrath on you. I won't take mercy, I can promise you that.
4. If we do have beef, and you can't seem to think of a more civil way to address it; FIGHT ME BITCH. YO GIRL IS READY.
5. If there's someone annoying you, tell them in private that you don't appreciate it. Secondly, if the person does look a certain way and doesn't fit the image, or has what it takes to be your friend, just go on your merry fucking way and let them know that: A. They seem like a cool person, it's just that y'all are way too different to mesh, and B. You can make polite suggestions that they need to take better care of their hygiene. Also, if you do talk about them with your so-called "gal pals," all I can ask you is this; Who do you think you are? You're not much of a bargain yourself. Call me a bitch or whatever, but it just might be so damn true.
6. FOLLOW THEM RULES. Okurrrrrr.
Okay, 2018. I'm falling asleep. The melatonin is starting to work. The first half of 2018 has been shitty to be honest. I mean I lost a huge group of friends, especially the ring leader of that group. My other pal said, I just so happened to get sucked into it. Eh, I feel like I did and didn't lose much. I did gain something though. MORALS. Moral of the story is, if you're not really vibin with your squad, it's time to hit the road Jack. Don't turn back. Moreover, if you do ever lose a friend, remember you'll make more as you go through with life. As long as you don't lose yourself in the process of losing someone, you're Gucci bro.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I just accidentally scratched my pimple. I'm in such a rampage that I forgot that Karma is a bitch and she'll bite me in the ass.
Anyway, yeah. My parents are divorcing. My mother is in the process of moving all her crap out of the house into my aunt's house. She's giving my dad the silent treatment, yet she's running her mouth to her "friends" about how she had to deal with him for 23 years and how she's now a free women. *Nicki Minaj voice* Stupid hoe. Like the fuck is this white people shit? Divorce? Really? Y'all couldn't work shit out like other people? So annoying...Now I'm pulling all these doubles just so I can sort of help my dad who she's leaving, with rent and other financial expenses. I'm legitimately stressed the fuck out, which is probably more obvious with the acne if you could see it.
Also, last weekend, I got hit by a car. I wasn't ran over all the way, but I did end up with a a minor hip bruise. That's another story though. I'm too tired to write some more.
Chao,
Your girl who is ready <3
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